Comcast Now 51% More Evil

God damn it. My favorite company has devoured all of television’s best channels, as Comcast buys 51% of GE, inheriting “NBC, Hulu, USA, Bravo, Syfy, E!, Versus, CNBC, MSNBC, [and] Universal Pictures.” I guess Versus, USA, and Bravo aren’t that big a loss, but still.

Like the Sarlacc of Tatooine, in Comcast’s belly they will find a new definition of pain and suffering as they are slowly digested over a…thousand years.

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[via giz, wookiepeida]

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-Andy

2 Responses to “Comcast Now 51% More Evil”

  1. Tim Hoffner says:

    They only did this move to try to push consumers of internet based media back to watching broadcast media. This marks the end of free Hulu.

  2. Tyler Hanlon says:

    andyhoffner.com eh? what a catchy name…why didn’t I think of that!

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